"Careful, Joey!"

can't wait for the 15 minute cutscene that explores this dog's sexual past and associated traumas

I can't let you do that, Star Fox

Doooh that tire had to hurt.

That's a lip ring? I thought he had herpes.

I used to kill them all the time. Putting them in a pool and removing the ladder and watching them swim til' their death and then selling their pathetic gravestone for 5 bucks. Pure profit!!!! DIE BITCHES.

Who the fuck kills their sim by placing a fucking fence? You build a motherfucking wall around that sim! N00b!

I stole Alice Spencer Kim from her husband because I thought her sim was Gorgeous. She became my sims sim wife and we lived happily ever after. But it bothered me that her ex and her daughter Olivia were still living it up in that mansion. I took Eric And Olivia into a dingy house and tried to burn it down…

I haven't played Sims since the 1st one, but I remember killing them was a pain. I put them in a box, and since I had to listen to them cry for days, I put a phone in there so they could at least answer the phone. Answering the phone in that game was hard to do before they hung up. But alas, the hungry Sim kept…

inb4 angry redditors at fedora comment

This led me to do some googling which led me to espnW. Something rubs me wrong about espnW. An article called "Why You Should Never Buy a Floyd Mayweather Fight Again" should be in the boxing section of ESPN and not in the "women's" section of espn. When other writers write an opinion piece or an article about a…

Hey, what the crap is this talk about potatoes?

And lawsuit in 3... 2...

PFTCommenter was able to leave the Internet and inhabit a human body?

For my calculations, I took the 719 total number of Pokémon and assumed you wouldn't be using any of them twice.

"I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM!!! ... Oh, here is good? Well thanks for choosing Uber and don't forget to leave a review."

Or....buy an Oculus Rift for $350 and get a virtual one that changes for every plane you're in!

She's claiming it's not her fault. Sorry, it may not be fair, but when you're in charge, the buck stops with you. It's Obama's fault.

Because the ALS challenge, stupid as it became like the Harlem Shake, was meant to highlight one particular cause. This assfuck decides to ride the coattails for an issue that could be handled in another more well meaning format.