God damn, dude, do you ever just turn off and act like a normal person?

And yes, you can be a very serious and substantial woman and also allow the planets to rule your soul!

He did rush for more yards than anyone else on the Birds.

Well, he’s white...

I assume Kelly will be looking to claim him off waivers.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

Usually, the ones that are starting shit are really skinny, too. If you’re big, you should be OK.

The breaks after kicks need to die. Especially kick offs. Score points, break, kick off, break, immediate turnover, break, Cleatus murders everyone in the stands, break, watching Jim Tomsula go back to his old job of cleaning up dead bodies, break, watching Jim keep his spoon in his soup, break.

Jeff fucking Rutland for chrissakes.

And at the same time they traded their #1 pick–which would have been Brad Daugherty–for Roy Hinson. The Sixers could have had a front court of Daugherty, Erving, and Barkley; instead they’re on their third decade of sustained mediocrity (give or take some Iverson years.)

This has been a shitty month to be a Sixers fan. But then again when isn’t it.

Sad news indeed. I had this on the wall of my rom when I was 12:

Ruland, but yep. On the bright side for us Sixers fans, Hall of Fame weekend next year is going to be fucking incredible.

This was the last shot of Moses’s career:

Top three centers of all time are Wilt, Kareem, Russell, in whatever order you’d like. But Moses is definitely in that next three with Hakeem and Shaq, yet doesn’t get the recognition.

Extra points for the Wesley Willis soundtrack.

David Ortiz will forever be one of my favorite players.

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

It’s the tumbrization of fandom. It’s super annoying.