Ill add to this one. Two of my friends lived in a duplex after college and routinely got blackout drunk. The family that lived underneath them had a daughter in the Girl Scouts. The dad waited until he knew they were both wrecked and sent the daughter up. A few weeks later and an entire case of cookies shows up at…

I’m old, and have had the pleasure of seeing a shit ton of bands when the MUSIC WAS GOOD! (Get off my lawn, you hipster fucks.) I will stand by my assertion that the loudest concert I have ever attended was Sugar in 1991-92’ish. Stood in front, right in front of Bob, and don’t think my ears have recovered yet. Man is…

I pressed play and started grinning at the first chord.

Shoo away Grandpa.

Gee, ain’t I a stinker?

Musta taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Act like you’ve been there before, Rabbit.

Those guys doing the game don’t know when to STFU.

How interesting that the team who tried to unionize beats the team from a school named after a racist robber baron on Labor Day weekend.

People are mad at this?

After being on the waiting list 20 years, my father-in-law got rid of his season tickets 2 years ago because of this type of shit. They call him every week to see if he changed his mind. They want to charge him the same price for shittier seats and the ludicrous license fee while offering nothing in return. I…

They call them scalpers to honor them.

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I don’t know how good of a fit Cubit will be. After this Beckman fiasco, you would think Illinois would go for someone who is more square.

Gosh, with this happening so close to the start of the season, how will they recover in time to finish in the top 13 of the Big 10?

I hated Barry Bonds when I was a kid, just like I hated Ichiro (M’s Fan)

I was a stupid kid.

Dr Dunkenstein returns on the Mothership to the land of Chocolate Thunder. Mixing my PFunk metaphors but I do not care.

The worse part is that one of the definitions of militia is “all able-bodied civilians eligible by law for military service.”