Boateng: *stares at World Cup Trophy*
Boateng: *smiles*
Messi: *stares at Golden Ball Trophy*
Messi: *frowns*

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

Because Lobo needs some way to get around.

Was gonna say the same. My heart hurts.

My father took me to an Eagles game in 1977. The Eagles lost. I was 8. He got drunk and drove home to Elizabethtown with me asleep in the back of the, you know it, International Travelall. He got popped in Maytown, PA (stopped in to grab a beer with a buddy; I continued to sleep) by the cops for a DUI. They saw me…

I knew someone who drafted Falcons-era Michael Vick in the first round and then watched him break his leg in a preseason game during the draft.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

I’m from Cleveland so I watch plenty of the best player in the game/possibly the best player ever.

But do we then put Prague in Texas or Illinois?

Lowball them with Milwaukee.

Better question, what can we get for Chicago? I feel like the Europeans would overvalue it, and we could get something kick-ass in exchange.

You know who else has the fucking Secret Service? Obama. You know who else has to face hecklers who get into his speeches? Obama. So that “Hillary has Secret Service” excuse is bull.

Dear Mr. Cowherd,

We all know that Count Sosa’s reflection doesn’t show up in the mirror....

Anyone else wonder if Chuck Bednarik timed his own death this March to get an angle on Frank as he crossed through St. Peter’s Gate?

And, the other 10% is that punks jump up to get beat down.

Nolan Ryan is also the subject of one of the most underrated pieces of sports photography ever (IMO)