The Butter Battle Book is the best Dr. Seuss and this is a fact.

a short list of athletes more dominant in their sport for longer than Ronda Rousey:

I’m totally confused as to what a .50 cal machine gun would be needed for there. Do you have a big problem with Canadian pirates or something?

Watch a Slovenian Marxist Lacanian critical theorist get all Althusserian while discussing Rowdy Roddy Piper’s They Live. In other words, Piper’s work had depth.

One of my closest friends was a jobber in the WWF in the ‘90s, and worked local circuits as well. He got to train with Piper once, for about 2 hours or so. He says that he learned more about capturing the crowd’s attention and never letting it go in those two hours than the rest of his training put together. He also…

How about this classic done to Frank Sinatra’s “My Way.” Too many Piper moments, so lets show many. Thank you Roddy Piper.

Destro’s gonna need a new drill instructor.

No. No no no. Not Roddy. Please no. God damn it.

Only rec-ing this because he did some of his best heeling in the Bay Area.

A friend of mine is an indy level wrestler based of out of Connecticut and had the chance to work a small gym show with Piper about 4 or 5 years ago. After the show they go to this shit show of a bar and everyone is throwing down beers and shots. Piper ended up talking to him for about a half hour about life and…

I grew up in Hillsboro, the town Rowdy settled down in and where he raised his kids. I never met him or knew anyone who did until the summer after my Senior year in High School, which was during the peak of Degeneration X/the Rock, so I was very much into wrestling but didn’t know much about its past. That summer I…

About 20 years ago, I was working at a car rental agency in an airport when the stars of the WWF show that night came rolling in. Hogan, Roddy, Macho Man, Bigelow....Anyways, they don’t even break character when renting cars. Roddy was acting like he got the best car of the bunch, Macho didn’t like what I was giving…

Accurate.

I have a niece and nephew who play youth soccer the same way, except if they are on adjacent fields they will walk over to the shared sideline and have a conversation during the game. And if one of them somehow scores a goal, they will excitedly run into the other game, stop play and tell their cousin immediately.…

(#wellactually) Gerrard’s dealt with faulty sprinklers before:

I think you’re burying the lede.

What's truly amazing is that his knee didn't explode into a thousand pieces.

Missed opportunity for the perfect villain.

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.