Doing more than trying, my friend. Why do you think Jack Tripper “masqueraded” as a gay man all those years on that documentary about Mr. Roper, California’s most notorious slumlord?

if I had a dog with magic talents, priority 1 would be learning to clean the bathroom.

“The Fertile Octogenarian” was my alternative kinja name.

Hate the entitlement of the horsey set.

This is, obviously, a major blow to Kangol.

I heard you ladies were looking for 4th and long.

He happened to hit him in the face. He doesn’t even look in his direction when he gets up. That screamed inadvertent. It’d be one thing if he whipped it right at his facemask, but now he’s good enough to pull off a no look bounce pass in the guy’s face? BS. Nobody on the Jets is that naturally talented at anything.

Pretty obvious flop? Yes.

Yeah, but the people elected to congress are chosen by random morons on the street. NFL execs are chosen by successful and supposedly intelligent people.

Unless the NFL told NBC there was a chance this was happening a few weeks ago, NBC is sorta fucked. Yeah they can fill prime time with re-runs, but they were planning on not doing a NYE show due to prime time football. Now they gotta scramble something together at the last minute. Quite the Xmas present from the NFL

Moreover, the originally scheduled game was Cowboys @ Eagles. The potential for catastrophe was approaching perfect storm proportions - national TV game, PLUS an 8:30p start gives Eagles Nation an additional 7 hours to party, PLUS it’s the drunkest day of the year already, PLUS Cowboys games are an excuse to kick it…

How the fuck is a multi-billion dollar entity run so fucking poorly?

That’s probably for the best, there’s already enough brain damage happening on New Year’s Eve already.

A confused Al Michaels sits alone waiting all day for Sunday Night that never arrives

Something off with that dude. Always has been.

It’s been scientifically proven that, as long as you do it the “correct” way, slamming your head with immense force into other people and objects for a period of decades, is totally safe.

I’m a bit of interesting case in that I went to a very prestigious school for undergrad and later went to middle-of-the-road state school for grad school.

Clemson is actually a pretty fine institution. Beats the ever loving shit out of FSU, SC, and VaTech academically and is ranked by QS better than all SEC schools other than Vandy.

I think I’ve asked this before, but what’s stopping some conglomerate of rich folks from making a minor football league and hiring college-age kids? As part of their contracts, they can choose to set aside part of their salaries in an interest-earning escrow for college tuition when they retire from professional…