I must be mortally wounded, thus I am unable to respond. Wait...never mind.

Nope. But I appreciate the suggestion. Bitch mouth? Where did your tiny little brain come up with that pithy nickname?

Jesus, go root for the Bruins, for fuck sake.

Not all of us. I fucked YOUR cousin though. She smells like my splooge now.

You’re a cuck. And I fucking LOVE breathing through my mouth.

So edgy. Oh my God, I may never recover from your scalding hot put down. Where can I find a safe space???

Yes we did...you.

Bye

Jesus, Sally. He was dragging the pussy away, not “holding him down”. Go get a bikini wax.

Counter-counterpoint: fuck you.

Fuck that! Price has every right to protect himself.

And we feel the same way about you buddy.

Feel free to leave, Skippy.

That’s fucking idiotic, and you know it. Dumbass.

Yup, I see your point. Running a school where one is responsible for the welfare of young women is waaaaaay more important than occupying a seat of power in the White House or being Secretary of State. My bad. Thanks for pointing that out.

Fuck off.

Worked out just swell for those “rapists” from the Duke lacrosse team.

Or the failed presidential candidate wife of a known sexual predator who happens to have the initials WJC (D).

“She did nothing wrong”. Were you present at the time?

And the pussification of America continues, with the lemming-like consent of Deadspin and Deadspin’s commenters. Nicely done, ladies.