Is that Hillary Clinton’s lifeless corpse underneath that truck?

Then stop attending sporting events you fucking mook.

Liberals on anything: “Derrrrrrrrrr...ummmmmm..ahhhhhhh...RACIST!!!”

Yeah, and if it was the white kid who kicked the black kid...

And if you’ve ever driven the highways around Boston, especially the goddam Massachusetts goddam fucking goddam Turnpike during rush hour, you’d know that none of this matters. Being in the left hand lane for the 25 or so mile stretch of road from Route 495 into Boston is like being tied down to a gurney while being…

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In a blood fight between ISIS and American liberals, I’d side with...hmmmm...

My son (FINALLY) bought a ‘16 Honda last night, after driving my former 2005 BMW X5 for seven years. I added up the service receipts for the X5 (I bought it pre-owned in 2008) and the total came to - get this - $17,287.56. Not too far from $17,800.

We really need to find out what that pace bike operator was saying as he as looking over his right shoulder. The betting line here is that it included the words “Oh, fuck” somewhere along the way.

Their time was similar to Hugh G. Rection’s. Nice day for a road race.

Yewwwwwwww...

No, you did nawt.

You must be so psyched that you had an opportunity to play the race card handed to you on a silver platter. Well, being as the internet is filled with phony racism, you should have no trouble filling your “I’m OUTRAGED!!!” quota this month.

“He’s not mentally ill...” How the fuck did you make that amazingly ignorant diagnosis from your Mom’s basement?

The NFL Is Making Sure Officials Don’t Fuck Up In The Playoffs

Fuck “Who’s On First”

I thought Buffalo WAS a dump site filled with only broken tables.

I sat my ass down on a fucking freezing cold slab of aluminum in the old Sullivan/Schaefer/Foxboro Stadium for years. It always seemed like me, my buddies, and 13,000 renegade Hell’s Angels with nothing better to do attended every game. I have literally slipped on frozen puddles of piss (that is not metaphorical), and…

That sucks. I was hoping that dickhead was gonna get bundled, and preferably carted off the field whistling Dixie through a mouthful of broken teeth.

100% bro. That would be a true LOL moment. Turn that shithole into a...well, it’s already a shithole, so make it a shittier shithole.