Is this the first Jalopnik question where the correct answer is "an automatic..."? Say it aint so!

If I'm sitting in traffic I want to sit in the back, reclined, and with Jeeves driving. So..... Hyundai Equus, there I said it, flame suit on!!

I'm a little suprised it didn't start off with "A Florida man..."

That's a sizeable chunk of extra weight hung out past the front wheels crammed into a chassis that was never designed for it. Crack pipe.

Just get a newer one with the 4.2. The price difference makes up for itself when something goes wrong on this car in 2 days.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

My two tone mk2 is a 85 P type. I had it restored in est~1995 (Old photos dont have exif...). It started my love with supras, which evolved violently quick :D

Will it come with Jon Voight's chewed pencil?

So what if she tells everyone?

Based on the film clip I am 100 percent sure she is a true to life spy ! I truly believe spies get together, drink heavily in the office, then follow it up with an intense, rollicking, sexy, co-ed group workout. On the set of Archer !

Or a 2015 thats been sitting on the showroom floor for more than a week. What pieces of shit. Sorry to all you Passat owners, I'm sure YOU got a good one.

Jesus, it was all right there in front of us the entire time.

You forgot "Hold my beer, watch this."

I bet she uses the "honeypot", like in Archer, to get with her drug king pins! From what I have read I kind of believe Busch, she looks nuts and she maybe involved with some killings by being the CEO of a defense company. If it is a small company everyone including the CEO would have to get there hands dirty at some…

Not sure if anyone cares or noticed (yet), but the rifle she's showing off in the video is just a "Tacticool" dolled up Ruger 10/22. It fires .22LR rounds, not exactly the most menacing or lethal round. Also judging from the target she pulls later she's not the greatest shot with those groupings.

I think he or she is not asserting that the woman is a spy, but that she is a lunatic with ready access to military-grade small arms, which I find much more alarming. You don't need any assassin skills to have a psychotic break and attack someone with an AR-15.

That just means she's trained to hide it. You're clearly bad at conspiracy theories.

ABBA was merely phase 1 of Sweden's plan.

Your name fits.

That kid is going to be a great leader for the human resistance someday