This might be first real life situation that's impossible to porn parody.

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Because turns?

Sounds like you need to clear your muscle car cache.

Good list, can we do Ten Worst Cars with Names From The Past next?!!?

But still considerably bigger than it used to be, which is why people think it's an oxymoron that such an enormous car has the name Mini.

With 707 hp in Hellcat trim, the Challenger and Charger more than live up to the muscle car cache of their namesakes.

Explain the butt vents. Explain them, please.

"And the hybrid power doesn't hold up on the track."

If we did would you buy one?

I realize this is half in jest, but as criticism it doesn't make any sense.

Did you get the front fender mouldings from Lowe's, or Home Depot?

Who cares? This car is not meant for straight lines.

I hope so.

I heard Ford has a halo sports car now, and Dodge put 700+ horsepower in an old Mercedes. Can General Motors keep up?

Revival of Pontiac and the Fiero all in one mule.

Here's the original Jalp story from 2011.

What a difference 20 years makes...