OK well damn. That looks sensational

Your comment is surprisingly poetic. Do you write creatively on the side?

Apocryphal, great word. In this case, not even apocryphal, outright erroneous statement about the Autobahn being built by Hitler.

I’m a simple man. I see boobs, I star.

This and the early 2000s era was the high water mark for Audi design, including interiors, so that’s a plus. But the price is crazy. Also this: “Most notable of those was the switch from a driver-controlled locking rear differential to one that featured automatic actuation signaled by the ABS sensors” - this exactly…

1st: Whatever that ugly SUV is in the lead image (Outlander?) I’m seeing more and more of them on the street. Proof that people want weird, angular, alien/insect designs.

I’m not playing this fucking game. All I ever needed was a steering wheel and a head unit that will accept bluetooth and that’s it. I don’t care about fucking 360 degree cameras and lane departure warning systems and all that bullshit. Give me back my fucking supercharged Elise with a gearshift and three pedals and…

Cheap, easy to fix/find parts, and would be a riot on a small technical track. Plus you can reliably drive it home and go for ice cream with the top down on a hot summer night. This is a great little car. Even in the base engine variant, which is quick enough for most people.

No traction control is a big plus

Car salesmen are not the brightest, I’ve been ignored for years buying new cars. Happens all the time.

1. The vast majority of Canadians live in snowy shitty road-salted hellholes that ruin cars quickly. So yes, mileage and age are major issues (Vancouver is an exception). A summer car is another story, presumably only driven in nice weather, but I know plenty of people who break them out where I live when there’s…

Maybe he’s under order to and has to pay bills. Not everyone can galavant around their jobs doing wtv they want. And he threw the brain jar and kielbasa in the pics, what more could you possibly want.

13k gets you all sorts of crazy shit. Fuck this. Pipe

I think we’re living in a period of automotive history where there is total regression to a mean of the sensible, small displacement turbo compact SUV with two screens and a bland, inoffensive, but probably neutrally pleasant drive. These things are coming out every week and to fill every single size niche it seems,…

Did anyone catch that movie on Amazon, The Tomorrow War? When they realize the aliens were on earth all along? Oh God, this grille has been there all along....

Has anyone mentioned the unfathomably unholy piece of shit that was the 3.7L V6 turd by Chrysler tossed into the minivan and then the Wrangler JK? Gutless, torqueless, and only excelled at converting gasoline into this awful earbleeding sound that resembled gravel and metal bits being spun in a blender. Also horrific…

You get a star for talking about the consumables. You put in the effort, you get the fucking star. Good evening my dude

COTD

Should we try the veal?

Love the tagline on that sign - more like “Welcome to the Suez Canal: Egypt’s Mealticket”