Fans of every new team ever: Hey, I know! Let’s nickname the new team “Residents of the state we live in”.

What might not suck: Keke Coutee? ADORABLE.

I was kinda hoping for Alabama BananaCrammers.

Mazzy Star, Slowdive, now this! All these bands I loved that broke up 20 years ago are reforming, releasing new music and touring. It’s 1995 all over again!

+1 holy catfish

Quasi is going to make the wrist-hat the must-have fashion item on the year.

It is staggering to think he bases all his appointments on two things:

What I wouldn’t give to get the results from real, legitimate IQ test.

That would be the dumbest name for a pro team ever.

In-game LFG from the Tower is a brilliant idea!

It seems like the technology in the Destiny universe would allow every vendor to post to a single bounty board so you can get all your bounties/quests from one source. Running around and collecting assignments from each vendor in person across multiple planets and getting specific weapons and armor from your vault to…

Slednecks

Earhardt isn’t even the most famous Amelia.

Prediction: the Browns will be the only team ever to go -1 and 17.

I’m trying to shield my eyes but the undulating helmet keeps seeping through.

I’m fairly sure it was sometime during their Super Bowl season, but I wish someone had made a .gif of Cam running in for a touchdown from the goal line and he runs up to an end zone camera and starts dancing. All the blockers who made that TD possible are patiently standing behind him, a lineman holding the ball out, w…

Unlike Oliver, Guinness execs must be steadfastly opposed to being assassinated.

I’ll occasionally check out other players’ loadouts and am constantly surprised how many max-level players wear armor whose perks have nothing to do with their weapons. Are they chosen for aesthetics?

I hope Albert Haynesworth gets a kidney donation and it gives up on his body in the red zone.

Being obscenely wealthy is only half the goal.