I sort of get why Morris would focus on Bannon as a subject. Why anyone would “seek to understand” this aggressively malignant cancer in the colon of America is beyond me, though. Would you ask a Stage 4 tumor why it insists on destroying healthy tissue?

I find it extremely disturbing that he’s crowing about the importance of killing the leader of ISIS only a week after his abandonment of Syrian Kurds led to the escape of hundreds of ISIS prisoners. Which is completely in line with his tendency to create a crisis out of thin air, then “fix” the problem he created and…

And you just know that whole sequence was carefully orchestrated. A shot of the troops to establish baseline cheering, cut to a quick wide shot of not just Trump and Melania but his entire section to avoid any focus on him (yet still be able to soak up cheers from the first set of troops), quick cut back to more…

This is the only time I’ve ever seen a president attend a sporting event during which the stadium cameras did not show him on screen by himself (or with only the First Lady).

If the Nationals win the Series, that will be all government types in DC will talk about for a week, then completely forgotten. There are more important things to discuss like the fact that there are still some people in America who don’t absolutely despise everyone that disagrees with them. How can we get those…

What kind of person uses the word prioritization in a love letter to her husband?

HOORAY!

That “get ready for a surprise” line has always bothered me. If you want to surprise someone, why would you tell them to get ready for it?

As an old, I was surprised this week to see several young people actually out in public wearing Members Only jackets. At first I thought they were vintage and were being worn ironically, but they seemed new so apparently they are in style again(?). Are they featured on some period 80's-era TV show? They were popular…

Surely you jets.

*scarfs a dozen scotch pods*

Internet: WAKE UP SHEEPLE

It’s almost as though fascist dictators the world over are realizing all they have to do is tell Trump that the most delicious chocolate cake they’ve ever had was at the finest, most luxurious resort in the world — Mar-A-Lago — and he’ll give them whatever they want.

This was fine, but Bautista’s flip was unforgiveable.

Frank Zappa, three times (for the same reason).

Asking him his “favorite” bible verse is like asking him his favorite species of salamander.

Charles Nelson Reilly really let himself go.

I used to manage a record store back when they were a thing and every time I stocked the shelves I would fantasize about being in an incredibly popular band called Various Artists. You know, just to make life harder for record store clerks.

I am becoming more and more convinced that it is less about pathological lying — where you lie even when you don’t need to and are aware of it, but cannot help yourself — and more about his narcissism reaching critical mass.