+1 trench-clearing trawler

I always thought they should have burned the entire organization to the ground from the owner to the ballboys and start over like an expansion team.

Coaches are like golfers in that if you are one, your peers automatically see you as a treasured member of their community. No matter how much you suck. No matter how big of a shitbag you are. No matter if you stand accused of causing a player to fucking DIE.

“Facist” isn’t a word.

+1 Tuck Rule

Surely talking during the anthem warrants a chokeslam.

Pro tip: if you don’t have a fan, just turn your oven to 400ºF, leave the oven door open and sit in front of a hair dryer set to High.

The only thing preventing me from doing what is described in the headline is the concern that the offender will pull out a gun and shoot me in the face.

How about I go over to Carson’s house and set up a booth in his front yard helping people to register to vote?

CNN printed parts of the El Paso shooter’s manifesto yesterday, then yanked it (thankfully), but not before I read the dumbest thing.

I haven’t lived in Denver for 20 years. Does he still own those car dealerships? Maybe he could go manage one of those.

+1 stable genius

Clairo’s voice has a distinctly Phoebe Bridgers quality.

If it makes his detractors feel any better, his hatred of himself must be greater than that of all his enemies put together. Kind of like if the Grand Dragon of the KKK was black.

GOP talking points in 2020:

HONH HONH HONH.

That’s Hanks on the left, Murray on the right, and I don’t recognize the middle one so it must be a trick.

There is a considerable lack of Thirst Crushing™ in this thread.

Why would you call the Cathcart Towers Hotel?

Arizona: America’s Florida