I always thought they should have burned the entire organization to the ground from the owner to the ballboys and start over like an expansion team.

Coaches are like golfers in that if you are one, your peers automatically see you as a treasured member of their community. No matter how much you suck. No matter how big of a shitbag you are. No matter if you stand accused of causing a player to fucking DIE.

“Facist” isn’t a word.

+1 Tuck Rule

Surely talking during the anthem warrants a chokeslam.

How about I go over to Carson’s house and set up a booth in his front yard helping people to register to vote?

CNN printed parts of the El Paso shooter’s manifesto yesterday, then yanked it (thankfully), but not before I read the dumbest thing.

I haven’t lived in Denver for 20 years. Does he still own those car dealerships? Maybe he could go manage one of those.

+1 stable genius

Clairo’s voice has a distinctly Phoebe Bridgers quality.

If it makes his detractors feel any better, his hatred of himself must be greater than that of all his enemies put together. Kind of like if the Grand Dragon of the KKK was black.

GOP talking points in 2020:

HONH HONH HONH.

That’s Hanks on the left, Murray on the right, and I don’t recognize the middle one so it must be a trick.

There is a considerable lack of Thirst Crushing™ in this thread.

Why would you call the Cathcart Towers Hotel?

I kind of hope that by the halfway point in the season the Raiders are playing to empty seats— partly because their fans have all finally abandoned them and partly because opposing teams’ fans have no intention of setting foot in that rotting hog’s carcass of a stadium.

Countdown to Gruden luring Haynesworth out of retirement for $67M and a new kidney over 10 years, with $60M guaranteed.

The fact that Williams didn’t get banned for life after BountyGate is one of the many, MANY reasons I gave up on the NFL entirely a few years ago.

Either Alan is excited to talk about his favorite music or he just drank 15 cups of coffee. Or both.