Every time I see Maron’s face I have two immediate reactions:

There is no bigger waste of time in government than the “official condemnation” — like the Congressional vote last week to condemn Trump’s racist tweets. Great. You’re now on record saying “Issue X is bad”. Way to take action!

A Low show in ‘96 was the weirdest show I’ve ever attended. It started out Standing Room Only, morphed into Sitting Room Only, and by the time they got to Do You Know How To Waltz every single member of the audience was lying down on the floor.

Have they tried hit it with a crowbar 9,999 times?

It seems more and more likely that phrases like “comes from a good family” and “not ‘traditional’ rape” are euphemisms for “I raped a girl when I was your age, too -- didn’t get caught and I turned out fine.”

So this is why there are so many idlers at the forges lately! They are extremely difficult to do as a duo so that moron who forgot to power down before attempting this is getting full clips of Ikelos shotty to the face and a report to Bungie for AFK.

Thankfully Fox & Friends has not yet convinced Merriam-Webster to just go ahead and change the definitions of communist and socialist to “someone you don’t like”.

These congresswomen cannot be called “The Squad”.

I find it endlessly amusing/terrifying how brazenly Trump tried to insinuate Jared into all those early meetings. This was clearly intended to establish a photographic record that Kushner was “important” so that he could succeed Daddy once term limits were abolished and the Trump line of succession was established.

It seems as though Fletcher is going to be too busy to star in that Bill Bruford biopic that my fevered mind keeps insisting should happen.

At this point I tend to think that half his supporters are convinced Democrats are pure evil and will support any elected GOP official no matter what, and the other half are simply addicted to those sweet, sweet dopamine hits that flood their brains whenever a liberal is upset. The dumber their leaders get, the more…

R.I.P. to the only person in human history whose surname describes the consequences of his first name.

Equally incredible is that the “leader” of our country has ONE criterion for his favor: you have to praise him. That’s it. You don’t even have to personally like him, you just have to say you do publicly.

+1 future

Well I don’t know who Chris Kobach is, but I already know he has more empathy, integrity, leadership skills and common decency than Kris Kobach.

You’re right -- McConnell is polling at <20%, but Fox would lift him to at least 40.

The only reason his approval rating is still in the 40's is that Fox keeps his base as misinformed as possible. He believes he is the smartest guy in the room, is never wrong, has kept all of his promises and responds to criticism appropriately.

OK so His Orangeness finally congratulated the team -- two hours after most other public figures. Man, that had to sting!

Am I reading these stats right? The Dutch had ONE targeted shot on goal for the entire game? The only one I can remember was directly at Naeher from outside the box.