He needs to add “complete headectomy” to his regular procedures.

These are all good points!

Unfortunately, the landlord is a private owner who is also in real estate. He knows exactly what’s going on.

I’ve never really understood why everyone isn’t required to kneel during the anthem. For thousands of years kneeling has been the ultimate show of respect. When a soldier was knighted what did he do? When you ask your fiancee to marry you what do you do? When your children say their nightly prayers what do they do?

I just found out the new Amazon HQ is going up right down the street from me. I can barely afford it now and I’m sure rents will jump 20-30% and I won’t be able to afford anything within 15 miles. And I’m seeing a lot more of those <250 sq.ft. closets, too.

I just platted it and thoroughly enjoyed about 98% of the game, with 1% being how much sense a color coded tracker would have made (pink for crates, green for PDAs, white for ark crates, etc.) so you’ll know what you’re close to. Maybe with an elevation indicator too.

She shattered that illusion by posting a video and saying straight out that she wasn’t interested in going to classes, just to party and soak up the atmosphere. No school board in their right mind (especially one under a microscope) is going to let her back in.

So . . . never make anything from scratch.

You can always use the headgear contraption used by Bruce McCullough at the end of this:

There are a minimum of three female characters in a Nolan’s upcoming surrealistic period drama MARGE LETS NORAH SEE SHARON’S TELEGRAM.

but removing regulation and oversight of the top polluters in the country is A-OK.

I am a certifiable medical doctor-person and it is against my religion to prescribe medication of any kind. NEXT PATIENT PLEASE

Prediction!

What 23-year-old has a spare $4K lying around?

To anyone complaining about their precious fantasy TV show, I hereby sentence you to watch the final season of Dexter.

This is what is most stupefying to me. Regardless of the countless horrible opinions he spewed during the 2016 cycle, he actually convinced people that a man who has cared about only two things in his 70 years on this earth (1. making everyone think he’s rich and 2. being rich, in that order) suddenly cares deeply…

Press left on your remote for a karate chop.

“Moderately severe” is indeed an intelligently moronic phrase.

If they were smart, Dasani or Perrier would snap her up as a celebrity spokesperson.

Same.