Imagine what it must take for evangelicals to convince themselves that the the most amoral heathen to ever ascend to the presidency is actually the godliest man EVER.

we’ve missed you Starz

Let me get this straight: he packed up his office, dropped off his resignation letter on the way out the door and left the building without waiting for it to be accepted? Nothing says I AM FUCKING OUT OF HERE like a stone cold walkout.

Seattle vs. Carolina AGAIN.

I used to think random username generators were dumb until one spit out MellifluousSuperdonkey.

Trump: “I have confidence that Kevin will do a great job!”

Anyone who thinks this administration will ever hold a single press conference ever again is delusional. You don’t have to answer reporters’ questions on Twitter.

In today’s mega-branded society, why would anyone just have the name of the team written on a helmet rather than a logo? Cincinnati figured this out nearly 40 years ago and went from last place to the Super Bowl when they ditched the script and went with tiger stripes.

Shouldn’t this be called the Stop Violence Against Women Act?

The dude on the far right who did nothing could have helped out to limit all the laborious switching, but nooooooooooooooooooo!

Are you trying to tell me that if you were caught dining on raw human children that you wouldn’t try to get out there and control the narrative?

I like how all you people are pretending not to understand how funding is the same thing as de-funding.

Also, the cops took them home? Doesn’t Australia have juvie? Somehow I get the feeling that a consequence-free childhood is kind of why they are the way they are.

Hey, at least she’s trying to balance out that $1.5T that her fellow anti-Robin Hoods handed out to their rich friends.

If he has a daughter I hope he names her Emily.

I was all in on Storm Duck until I saw C’Bo Flemister.

Mike Lee:actual governance::The Half Hour News Hour:The Daily Show

Lay off another 8,650 then it will perfect.

I was managing a record store (!) when JLP came out. My staff and I would occasionally play a game when youths in their teens or twenties walked in. To my shame it was very judgmental, but we would quietly whisper to each other why we thought the person was here based on the level of angst and/or rebellion in her…

Because my dog chewed up my slippers this morning, I’m calling on Kellyanne Conway to resign.