America First.

You would think it was surprising that people desperate for attention are still willing to take the tiniest nuggets of their lives that are marginally interesting, blow them up beyond all proportion and float them all out into the public sphere as an actual identity. Even though they know that eventually it will all…

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Gorging on the new Download this week. It’s bittersweet because it’s a phenomenal record but will probably be their last since the recent tragic death of Phil Western.

Fired during a job interview?

“Underserved kids”, you know, like the hard-working go-getters who should be admitted to college instead of your own worthless lifestyle-branded spawn.

Pyromania is the No Jacket Required of rock.

I wake up every day thinking I’ve already seen the strangest and most unlikely grouping of words in a headline.

Pour one out for my homie.

GAT-TA-CA! GAT-TA-CA! GAT-TA-CA!

Drive soundtrack! 

Besides, Colman lost on every single episode of Numberwang and deserves to win something. Best Actress Oscar will do.

Oh like you’ve never been poor/lazy enough to eat with a comb.

Hopefully SNL has already locked down Judy Greer for the role.