fact: churros are the most overrated dessert.

Do you have large breasts? Because if not, you should know that no one with large breasts humble brags about it. It’s not like being “too skinny.” Having large breasts is so traumatic, developmentally, that most women need really muster up courage to talk about any harassment they face because of it. (It might be…

Blake Lively

Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

As a US citizen, I have no fucking clue.

Laws are constitutional until they are deemed unconstitutional. If no one challenges this law, it will remain good and valid and in force.

LOL

I mean your kill is on point, but I’ll have to think about the fuck/marry for a minute. Imagine how amazing your house would be with Martha as a wife? Plus no homeschooling ...

I think my favorite bit is that he thinks “men have better control over their emotions” is an “objective and neutral” statement.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

In what fantasy world would this be? Oh right, the one where men say unscientific rhetoric like that unironically.

I totally thought that but the reference became so tortured when I tried to write it up I just scrapped it.

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

Did you broach the subject with your dad? Inquiring minds want to know.

It’s true. This is a picture of me, and I’m not voting for Donald Trump. #science

Word.

Also, Clinton won the NV primary election. Nothing was being stolen from these people. Blame the Sanders ground game for not having its delegates be prepared and follow the rules.

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.