Everyone who's been on the show says it's less about what you know (because lots of people know lots of stuff) and more about how well you perform under pressure, and how well you recover from a wrong answer. Which means I would verily suck at Jeopardy.

HOW DO YOU MICHAEL STEELE NOT GET PAKISTAN ON THE LAST ONE.

Have to share the newest version.

I wonder where Suck It Trebek stands on this issue?

and now, this

I wish I was surprised.

If you live in the Northern hemisphere, anyway. In the southern hemisphere, due to the coriolis effect, babies are born nine months BEFORE they’re conceived.

He seems gross.

His Twitter is back up, he’s a real Nice Guy™

From what I understand he had about 600 Twitter followers; that’s not exactly Chris Rock or Amy Schumer (though I had know idea she was Senator Chuck Schumer’s cousin / The More You Know)-level fame. So ... it’s fine wtih me if his so-called “career” stagnates and he never gets another one. I mean, I’d never heard of…

All we can do is hope not.

Eh, it’s the come and take it one.

I about had a rage stroke reading his apology

they shouldn’t have been shot at even if they were at a bar...

so do i need to change the quote now?

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

why didnt she just give him a chance u guys

She’s a full scholarship student from Kentucky, and a black woman at the School of Engineering, a place where there are not a ton of people who are a) black or b) black women. At 19, I’m assuming she’s also a freshman. SEAS is pretty cut-throat and Columbia undergrad is also not exactly known for their advising…

Can’t help but wonder how colossally hungover Marco is this morning.