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I already posted a picture of her on Jez yesterday, but I’mma just leave another cute kitten pic here for anyone who needs it tonight.

I’v fucking had it with these magazines and media oulets referring to black and latina women as “so and so’s baby mama” - it’s racist af! They don’t refer to Nichole Kidman as Tom’s Cruise’s “baby mama” or any white woman who has a child with any white man of any level of fame.

An adult woman attempted to shame and bully a transgender child using her public platform. Shoot me, seriously.

Can't let this poor girl be queen? I need a drink. Whose joining me?

Ah, the good ‘ole “aren’t there more important things to worry about” derailing technique. An oldie but a goodie.

okay but which ones.

27 was soooo old!

“Sexual integrity program”. Sexual. Integrity. Program.

This is ridiculous. If you want to have him spend his precious time apologizing for every racist thing he says, when is he going to find time to be racist?

Oh yes Asians eating dog; this is cutting edge 1970’s material. I’m sure people think you’re racist because you don’t support the DPRK regime...

“I’m so sorry you all were offended by what I said” is not an apology.

Matt Damon...PLEASE STOP...YOU’RE RUINING MATT DAMON.

There’s no way Starbucks Caramel Lady forms normal human relationships.

Are we not all sadists and psychopaths before the first cup of coffee?

Oh hi Johnny, I didn’t know it was you.

So how is your sex life?

Someone needs to suggest this to Ben Carson!

I’m just gonna take this opportunity to remind everyone to watch “United States of Tara.” So, so good. So much excellent Brie Larson-ing.