“We were just excited to be at a game and let the audience see us and hear us...”

The Yankees have 6 starting position players with an OPS+ of 100 or more, which could be a reasonable starting point for an offense. But they have no batters doing exceptionally well, and more importantly, holy shit the left side of their infield is terrible... You’re not going to win much when you get pitcher-level…

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

I don’t care who you root for, Bautista knowingly and willfully reached out to grab Forsythe’s leg. Fuck that piece of shit, he lost his team the game. I hope the AL East comes down to a half game and they’re out, and we look back and think of this game. Fuck ‘em.

At least no one got shot.

If you put them on a pizza, put them on raw! To be clear, wait until your pizza is finished cooking and then put the anchovies, straight from the tin or jar (but really, jar) directly onto your slice. Anchovies, particularly low-quality ones, tend to get a bit bitter or acrid when half-cooked onto something. They’re…

sweet orange, lemon, cinnamon, pear, pistachio, and wood

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Finally, a former player who we will actually believe once played with a bloody sock.

So I’m a psychologist and I treat a bunch of people with this issue. A couple things to keep in mind:

It’s nice to see a world where even bad baseball teams recognize that Heyward deserves a better deal than Davis. Davis is a nice slugger, but he has the potential for an ugly decline phase and can only really play in the AL long-term because his defense isn’t great and will likely only get worse.

I hope the Cubs never win it.

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

I can’t stand nuns, but I find this story almost impossible to believe. Nuns don’t go around asking for money from the collection and Catholics don’t tithe 10%. There’s probably a grain of truth in it somewhere, but it’s been embroidered as it came down to you.

As a Mets fan, I agree with this. Since divisional play started in 1969, the Mets have won five NL pennants. That’s tied for second-most in the league, behind only the Cardinals. Listen, I’m 31 years old and still kind of heartbroken about this year’s Series. They last won it all when I was two weeks away from turning…

You’re right. It is sad that whatever provincial metropolis you live in or near isn’t the media capital of the world.

There’s a lot of those. When Brian Cashman won three straight World Series with the Yankees, he did it with team and a farm system largely stocked and assembled by Bob Watson and Gene Michael.

“There are no other cities.”
-a New Yorker

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

It’s hilarious to me how serious and grave everyone was about CC Sabathia saying he has an alcohol problem, but then when a team wins a championship everyone sprays booze everywhere and advertises to kids that THE WAY A REAL PRO CELEBRATES IS WITH A SHITLOAD OF BOOZE! (preferably Bud) and that’s totally fine.