I’m more concerned as to why the batter is met at home plate by a hipster in cut off sleeves and a black dude in shorts?

I think the seven AL Championships and four World Series during his tenure is what he has over them. Firing him for a bad start to 2016 would be like your boss firing you for the ten minutes you spent crafting a dumb internet comment. And for what its worth, the Yankees payroll is not well north 200M, its slightly…

When wearing shorts, the decision of whether or not to tuck my shirt into said shorts is a question I struggle with more than anything else I can think of right now.

Marijuana is not a drug. I’ve sucked dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck dick for marijuana?

Give me a break, the reporter loved every second of that.

Yeah, but in that case wouldn’t have been out jogging. So she’d be safe.

Hey Carlos, did it hit the SCOREBOARD!?!

In what way could you legally force a fielder to commit an error?

Counter point: No he didn’t.

Good point, I’m so stoooopid. Maybe you should consider putting that period inside those quotation marks before someone dismisses your comment on account of a typo. It’s devastating, trust me.

The dumbest part is after the game Correa said that only did he not think it was interference, but that he should have been awarded a hot and not an error on DB. So yeah, guy want’s a hit for a ball that dribbled six feet from home plate.

I feel like if I Love Lucy took place in this decade this would be one of the zany shenanigans that Lucy and Ethel would get themselves mixed up in.

Is it possible for them to finish laster? Like, even more last?

The only real take away from this should be the new found knowledge that any of them get paid in the first place.

Don’t know for sure, but my assumption is that she is speaking specifically or at least alluding to health care. If that is the case, she is exactly right. Many, many Americans cannot afford to hold out for a single payer system and continue to be bent over by the current system that is actually vastly improved since…

Shouldn’t turn your back to a live ball no matter what position you play.

Something tells me she is going to be just fine.

A two minute stroll for Ortiz would come with a thank you note from MLB for playing his part in speeding up the game.

That guy is probably broke, and now needs shoulder surgery. Well played.

It’s unhealthy to want your 14 year old son with you at all times. It’s not a sign of quality parenting, it’s sign of being a great big co-dependent weirdo. Allowing home-schoolers and weirdos like LaRoche to co-opt the “good parenting” side of this debate is a travesty. Making your kids go to school whether you are a…