There are three things that would typically make Toronto loathsome to the typical baseball fan:

I always knew Tyler Perry would rip off Silver Linings Playbook.

There aren’t millions of anything watching.

Listen, I’m not being snarky here, I’m honestly confused by this, and for the record I’m not defending what you are saying, So in all seriousness, why are you such a fucking idiot? Whoa, come on, no snark intended, but do you really not understand the fucking difference? I’m just sincerely asking.

Money. He costs too much money. This is literally how everything works.

I think I speak for us all when I say, who the fuck are any of these people?

West is absolutely not the only MLB umpire who thinks you are there to see him. He is simply fattest, and most senior.

He gave the credit to God for his sobriety. Not for doing well at sports. You should pray to God and ask for reading comprehension skills.

Brian McCann jokes are unoriginal.

There is only one answer to this. Crack. If you have not bought crack when you were drunk then you have no business commenting. Crack is, bar none, the craziest thing you can buy drunk.

People who have this reaction need therapy. There is a difference between systematic cheating and trying to steal a signal here and there. It was institutional, and that is not like every other team no matter how delusional you are.

There is no such thing as a Nats fan. It’s a euphemism for someone who has tickets to a Nats game, and wishes them well (or at least no particular harm).

I don’t understand this comment.

Plus, he doesn’t have any murderous progeny, which is nice.