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I hate hate hate fitz and the story line. Its awful and annoying. I wish they could get back to gladiating.

What about putting their plate under the Salamander so it burns their flesh? OK or no?

With you 100%. Like I mentioned above, I hold grudges. I will forgive if someone truly is worthy of forgiveness, but barring that, they will receive none from me. I hold my grudges in the back of my mind, and they don’t ruin my life or even my day. It’s just a reminder that the person did me terribly wrong, they’re

Hot take: forgiveness is an overrated virtue. I know it’s not meant to be an absolution of the evil-doer (impossible), being instead a kind of clearing of debt performed by the victim, and meant to ease her moral burden. But still, in practical terms, it’s meaningless. It doesn’t restore anything in the world, this

I recently spoke up in defense of an airline employee getting abused by a racist asshole who had clearly never travelled by air before and was apoplectic over a 2 1/2 hour flight delay (“I’m going to MISS my PARTY because of YOU!”). Ten minutes later they beckoned me up to the counter and, without explanation, handed

I’m sorry, did your vagina not immediately hermetically seal itself when he said Trump would be a good president?

Like, we didn’t even get the Constitution right the first time.

Well I mean. My gross body brings me a lot of happiness too.

All dressed up for the snake party!

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.

I did not do the dishes or laundry today. I am expecting a blogger to contact me any day now.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you

He’s a bar owner! Talk to a girl at the bar and find a date. This is not rocket science.

What’s a waffle, and why would you iron it? ::blinks innocently::

Oh God I want “Good job, Banana” to be our new Kitchenette meme.

Wait, we’re definitely going to need more info re: Banana.

I am now only a little worried that I will go through my life without being able to do that to someone. However, I hope to go through the rest of my life without having to work with the general public ever again, so it is a small worry. You’re a legend.

Mr. Trump, what an honor!

I work at a music venue and had some dude call about renting one of our concert rooms for his shitty show. After I told him we didn’t rent our room and that even if we did, that particular date was already booked, he didn’t believe me and asked to speak to the manager. I informed him that the manager couldn’t help him