you'd feel more sad if you would have had to sit through that horrendously boring storyline

Female air marshals.

What? This is some baloney. What “feminist” group was this? I am calling bullshit on this. I am part of MANY feminist groups and I cannot imagine any single ONE of them insisting a woman stay with a hateful man or leave the group. Name this group or you’re a troll.

Oh, a woman in your “feminist group” was dating a “misogynist?” Good thing you kicked her out and completely isolated her.

I examine objects like a fucking boss.

Evan Rachel Wood, yes. People are dicks.

I know, I looked at that first sentence and thought, how about "I don't usually wear makeup at all, due to…" "…the fact that I am just naturally a perfect-looking human"?

Frances Eliza, go away with your perfect no makeup skin and eyebrows.

More importantly, what about this breach in journalistic ethics since she’s covering news concerning all her boyfriends? Hmmmm?!?! #ethicsinjournalism

If only the Starks had known...

This is an entirely true story.

So one time, my dad was in a dog park in DC, and his dog Pete starts humping another dog. The owner of the other dog came over and kicked Pete to get him off of the other dog. My dad, understandably, was like, “WTF dickhead, don’t kick my dog,” and the owner of the other dog responded…

I love this. My daughter loves the color pink but she also loves vehicles, dinosaurs, and science. I usually just buy her clothes from the “boys” section and honestly I think gendering clothes for little kids is dumb, but I’m all for campaigns like this for girls.

I had tacos at my wedding

I hatteedd reading the Sansa chapters in the first book (spoiled teenage brat perspective is never fun to read), but I have loved her character development over the course of the series and now look forward to reading from her point of view.

Charisma.

For reals.

Most people just aren't good looking enough to wear what they have on. They should change.

Yeah, everyone loves a thin white lady telling everyone they don't have the body to wear certain things.