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wine with a manatee is probably actually the only thing that could sooth me

Oh boy.

I think it would be a nice Jezebel article to critique said letter. You know for giggles. Then sending a link to the letter writer via Facebook or some other public forum for "feedback".

OMG that writing sample detail at the end is the best worst thing I've ever heard.

Jaden Smith was having a bad day, I see.

oh hai Jezebel. I just want you to know that i love Lisa so much and i did not hiiiit her i did nauuuuught...so how's your sex life?

I love everything about this woman, including the incredible love story that was her marriage. Some quotes surrounding that:

That's why Putin had the operation.

did you read the article? thats exactly what happened~~~~

"It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

Wonderful.

You know who DID get his manhood handed to him? Poor old Theon Greyjoy.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

It just warms my heart that he called a bunch of whining men "so dramatic." Men's trivial concerns don't get trivialized nearly often enough.