Ugh. I totally have a pervy crush on young Julie Andrews (and a more mature but occasionally pervy crush on current Julie Andrews).

There is no such thing as accidental Beyonce; it is merely a manifestation of divine intervention when Beyonce pours forth.

One time, I had an experience different than this with my Greek life, so you should really stop being mean and picking on Greek life.

Many years ago I was a note-taking minion at a series of meetings attended by Donald Rumsfeld, Henry Kissinger, Pete Wilson, guys like that. This was before the smartphone era, but during the cell phone era. I will never forget the time that an Air Force minion's phone started ringing mid-meeting. He was so panicked…

Totally. I'll take Mon/Wed/Fri and you can have Tues/Thurs/Sat and we'll give her the day off on Sunday because she needs her rest.

it's people

OOH!!! ty i love learning stuff.

MINE THREE.

That's called semantic satiation.

MINE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slightly related: my parents went to see "The Sound of Music" on their first date.

Well, among the portfolio of St. Francis of Assisi, from whom Cool Pope took his papal name, is patron saint of animals. It's totally reasonable to have Pope Francis pose with bunnies. And kittens. And other pleasant fuzzy things.

Clearly the Pope needs to take pictures of himself playing with a bunch of rabbits to smooth things over. Then they need to put all those pictures in a calendar so I can buy it and look at the Pope kissing a bunny whenever I'm having a bad day.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PEOPLE.

anna, i am only going to speak to you like this from now on. anna.

It's a half-step away from "young lady" and I LOVE IT

My favorite way to be condescended to, Anna, is when people use your name a lot when they condescend to you.

People who are "honest" and "tell it like it is" are really just assholes.

Not exactly a thing I saw, but ...

Grossest thing: Someone went into a car (overnight, I guess?) and puked a little bit on every single seat. It was dried by morning. Every seat on the train had a tiny puddle of crusty vomit. And it smelled terrible.