hahahaha i know. i cannot for the life of me understand any of it and yet i respect the INSANE VIBE 10000%. my favorite is THANKS FOR MAKING OUR FANDOM DIAPER

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Those two are not mutually exclusive, is the thing. I am a feminist and I dye my hair. Does that mean I have to hand in my feminist card? What type of body and image modification does feminism allow, Great Decider of the Rules of Feminism?!?!?!? HOW DO I KEEP UP WITH THE RULES? IS THERE A NEWSLETTER!?!?!?!?!?

1. I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually do the Photoshopping herself. Job creator!

I am allergic to crunchy!

'to be fair' is the new 'actually' is the new 'um'

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colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho

You should write up some bad screen plays for these and sell them to The Asylum, we might see them on SyFy.

bigger question: why bing?????????/

I can confirm that unless you're really into vaginal dermabrasion, beach sex is not fun.

white kara is the REAL racist

White Kara has a lot of failings

WHITE KARA BROWN CANT TAKE A JOKE

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

My sister once called me asking if I was in town (I lived 7 hours HOURS away) because there was an emergency. I leap to my feet and start for my bedroom to pack only to find out the "emergency" is that her coffee maker is broken, her husband has the car and it's too cold to take the kids for a walk.

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

what kind of tree

I need funding for a Chris Pratt, Chris Evans buddy comedy. I will destroy all the ovaries!

Every time I hear about Chris Pratt, I'm all like: