great question and great asterisks, sir!

For the record, I am required to wear pants at all times.

Nobody cares about your boner.

As well as the historical baggage of "stewardesses" being sent on flights as slightly upscale Hooters girls, the whole practice of adding "-ess" or "-enne" to the end of a job title is outdated and stupid.

It's not too early to make my Christmas list, right!?

"Girlchums" sounds like a delicious crunchy snack that I would keep in my bag for those times when I get spontaneously hangry, but no worries! I've got some Girlchums! Nomnomnom.

Lingerie clad or not, a party of 150-200 teenagers sounds completely insufferable.

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?

You're a treasure.

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Simple: it stretches out the front, flattens the core, and makes the boobies look perkier.

Number 2 hasn't been apparent for years? heh

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Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

This is why I avoid Reddit like the fucking plague that it is.

It's not fun full stop

Unless it was necessary

REDPILLING HARD BRO

I tend to wake up early after I drink and that's my usual wakeup time so YES. Yes I did.

Second one has side cutouts, so I'm disposed against that one.