Yes, my request is for...personal reasons.

When I worked for an office that dealt with events at the university, the old ladies would complain why students weren't attending more symposiums (we had to track attendance and such.)

I was like "maybe they aren't as interesting as they used to be.." the old ladies didn't get it, but Classics Dept. grad student,…

I would think the trauma would be much worse because it could be more difficult to understand what happened.

My husband and I enacted a similar routine earlier, after I had asked him to put some ladders away. Stars! They're just like us!

Also, I just submitted a complaint to the Board regarding this matter and I encourage others to do the same. I do not want my profession associated with this garbage.

As a psychologist myself and a specialist in sexual assault, I am abhorred by this.

Nobody should be told about Olive Garden.

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How can phones be real if our eyes aren't real.

Hooboy. Okay, presumption of innocence is a legal right and is only applicable in a legal setting. I can make all the judgments I want about people, as long as I'm not currently putting them on trial for the state. Here are a few of the judgments I've made:

OJ was guilty.
Lizzie Borden was guilty.
The "rape cops" were…

Yeah, Aku, I totally forgot about that time Hillary Clinton raped 17 people.

I also kinda wish he'd refer to women as women and not "girls," but hey, we can't have everything.

If only he had some tact.

Hahahahaha, he literally complained that his article "In Defense of Bill Cosby" was misconstrued as defending Bill Cosby.

I would like to point out that this dumb motherfucker's apology includes the phrase "a different tact." Tack. Tack, you dumb fuck.

"Does this mean you're going to stop calling me?"

For the last time, no one cares about your stupid boner.

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