are you in newport beach, california too?!

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

I'm guessing/hoping it's tongue-in-cheek?

Unfortunately, Kara's strategy to get her enemies drunk backfires when Emma and Erinsilently count to three and gut her like a fish.

Clover, who has just been standing there watching, wins.

he keeps getting HOTTER with age

There is no greater misandry gif. It perfectly captures the way we go around hitting men over the head with large sea mammals. It speaks to me.

This guy probably wouldn't have minded if it was an attractive alpha-male who stabbed him.

I am too. What better way to tell a girl she's pretty than to stab the shit out of her boyfriend?

I went to a state school in Illinois that was near an Amish community. You haven't lived until you've seen a man drive a horse and buggy through the drive through.

This is a great gif and Imma let you you finish, but this is the greatest misandry gif of all time.

DANCING!

The skin has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

This. Is. Amazing. I give to you-

"Womens Websites"

It's absolutely disgusting that victims of violent crime have to raise money to get their medical bills covered.

AWWWWWWWWW YEAH

Don't go to reddit. Just don't. It's not a good place, not a healthy place, not a sane place. Going back to reddit is like saying, "Well, when he's nice, he's really a great guy." Don't. Have the self-respect and awareness and boots not to.

That's like docking points from an orgasm because it felt too good.

I'm not judging her for liking only bland food,* but ffs, if you only like bland things, you don't get to pretend to have a credible opinion on restaurants.