I SWEAR WE ARENT ALL LIKE THAT.

I grew up in LA. I can't begin to tell you how many people (white women, mostly, but some WOC too,) that used to espouse that shit. Drove me nuts. Dude. I don't think the universe gives a shit about... anything, really. But really not whether you consume dairy or soy.

I once tried to buy a service man a drink at an airport. He was in uniform, drinking, and it was maybe 9am? I wasn’t judging, I was going to drink too! (Drinking at airports = different rules.) The guy ended up buying my drinks and left a super generous tip. AND my flight was mostly empty (this was a million years…

That is : pain MEDS. I can't edit, cuz I'm a grey. :-(

So... Speaking of animal names...

My thoughts exactly. No way this isn't staged.

I honestly have no clue. Probably more than 20? Less than 40? But I’ve never been married, dated a bunch, had a number of one night stands. But SO WHAT? My health is clean. I prefer monogamy. Anyways. I don't share. Dudes can be weird about it.

Yes. But court agreed things like college assistance for kids might still be in play.

Ok, so, I hate Starbucks coffee, so I wouldn’t be there, but(!) if Alternate Universe Me were there, and I was on my way to work, on a deadline, whatever, I would probably still get my coffee. That said. I would reach out to the company, (via Twitter, email, phone, whatever), to lodge a complaint. A company like…

I don’t want to star this, but...

A friend of mine used to date a cop. He was giving me a ride to her place one day, and somehow we got on the subject of weight. At the time, I was in really good shape. Very strong, good muscle tone, and a size 4 ish. I thought most people would guess a lot less for me. Nope. This cop guessed it exactly. (152. I’m…

And thank god you clarified, because I was grossed out, too.

^this. Seconded. Again, as one (other) woman’s opinion.

He’s a really nice guy. And married! So you’d think he’d know a little something. But... Dude. Unless you’re talking to a woman while in a swimming pool, chances are fairly high she’s wearing makeup. (Natural looking makeup.)

I wish my skin was nice enough for me to feel confident without some foundation. (Rosacea, it's a bitch.) but yeah, guys notice the dramatic stuff, and think the rest is magic?

Omg. I know someone in marketing for AB InBev. We aren't super close, but I'm going to email him asap. Promise to report back if I find out anything interesting.

It always comes with those sides. They are standard. No substitutions.

Please tell me this was a high school boyfriend. Pretty please?

That sounds so fun! I read all the books ( but missed the TV show, movie, and video games???)

Dying. This is too great. I also love the “natural looking makeup!” line. A dude at work once told me he didn't think I was wearing any makeup. Um: foundation, powder, eyeshadow, subtle eyeliner, mascara. He might just be an idiot though.