I weigh one million pounds, am not flexible, and have no control over my muscles.

I don’t have Starz, but I can see this being something I secretly binge watch on some streaming service, but never publicly admit to it.

I don't feel so bad eating lamb now...

Beware of sharks! It's not just an ocean thing!

Piiiiiiiiiiink. Pink grapefruit is the best. I need to eat one. Always.

My first concert! I was about 12. It was the Stones “Steel Wheels” tour, with opening acts Living Color and Guns N Roses. Being in 6th grade, I was fashionably attired in a lovely pink and purple polka dot skirt, some atrocious button down shirt, and red koosh ball earrings.

None of what is shown would look good on me at all, but.... It's a nice thing to see.

I had a short layover in Denver. My terminals were over 2 miles apart. I had time to get a hot dog to go and slam a beer and a shot before getting on the plane. (I didn't have time to refill my travel containers with vodka, so I was stuck with overpriced airport booze. Boo.)

Do you know any app developers? I’d patent that idea and get on it. I wouldn’t necessarily include “date” in the name (tho it’s cute!)

Oh, and forgettable cat-calls from dudes from the time I was 12 onwards. But seriously, I can’t recall a specific one.

I’m guessing oblivious. I don’t recall the first time, but some youthful highlights include:

I have family that’s been in Australia since it was a penal colony. My nana always claimed that they were “guests of the British government" and not criminals. Which is probably what everyone says. I have no evidence, but it's likely they were actually criminals. (Fave childhood theory: horse thieves.)

get a speech-to-text writing app for your computer. You might have one you don't know about. Get a headset to speak into for it. You'll still have to edit, but it's WAY easier. (I broke my right arm, couldn't type.)

Yes, please.

So, asides from being curious about what type of “feminist groups” that you run*, I just want to be clear:

It is weird! There is a documentary about bottled water I keep meaning to watch. I think on Netflix? Maybe Amazon. Or something else. So many streaming options.

It aboslutely is and a lot of bottled water is from city municipalities. Like Dansani, Aquafina, Poland Spring, and more. Like, most of them. Treated tap water.

shut up!!! Jon Stewart is very hot.

Yeah... Teenage Me, (right up til the end of those teenage years!) made some spectacularly bad judgement calls. Not that they were entirely my "fault", but... god damn it. Some people are just really terrible and predatory. Like Woody Allen.

that, and also: sometimes classically hot dudes get boring. A little offbeat can be handsome. (ALSO: its very hot when straight guys recognize other dudes attractiveness. Very.)