Between this article and the "husband stalling your career" article, I'M depressed. But I'm not a woman boss. I'm an unemployed woman with an MBA. Sigh.

Don't do it. Any Jez staff want to link? LAUSD just settled for a huge amount, so you could look it up that way. Sigh.

Fair enough.

No. So bad. Some teacher (middle school, I think), fed so many children cookies laced with semen. Other stuff too. I'm pretty sure I read it on Jezebel, actually.

Obviously you don't think cops should be killing people. :-)

WILL SCHOOLS IN MY HOME STATE PLEASE STOP ASSAULTING CHILDREN???

Uh... I'm going to posit that even middle and upper class POC are treated worse than lower class whites. Based on my anecdotal evidence from middle to wealthy POC friends, and the news. I recall two fairly recent stories about wealthy (and in one case famous) black men who were detained by police for basically…

Love. Also: I gotta work out now.

Did I mention that Fitz is the WORST?

Probably Olake. BECAUSE OLIVIA COMES FIRST. (Not that she doesn't make terrible life choices constantly, but still. First.)

Fitz is the WORST. If he wasn't the worst, would I fuck him? NO CLUE. Because he's the worst. I hate him so much.

This just really makes me want to work at Jezebel. It seems like a fun workplace.

... and I had to take a break reading the comments, even.

I read it all, and I feel physically ill now.

Technically, Yes. But the bragging kinda makes him a needy asshole, so there's that.

Ugh. A guy friend of mine I usually love and respect will occasionally say something like "she's kind of pathetic... She's 50, single, no prospects..." Or, "that guy is kind of a loser. He's 42, never been married, no kids..."

THE DINOSAUR FACIAL EXPRESSION ALLIANCE CONTINUES UNBROKEN!!!

Totes agree. On the other hand, I honestly don't get the big deal re: Benedict. I don't find him attractive at all.

Ugh. Benefit makes the BEST mascara, but this is some ridiculous shit.

I just want to say two things that aren't necessarily directly connected to the tweet beat: