The side eye is real.

Why don't you like Insanity? Genuinely curious about your perspective as a fitness instructor. I've done it a few times, (and am doing it now.) I've gotten good results.

I don't know how to quote, but Jia's "WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SHIT???" was super amusing to me. Keeping it PG with "heck", but then using "shit" in the same sentence. :-)

Can I complain about cable packages including Fox News? What if the children watch Fox and Friends and start believing it's ok to catcall women, or become rape apologists?

I once had an HR exec advise me to casually mention in an interview for a company I'd have to move cross company for that I was excited about the move, and unencumbered. Or something like that. To signal my single/childless status, but not outright say it.

No. I imagine you as a dinosaur.... Maybe one with an elf hat. (Definitely some kind of hat.) Tis the season, and all. (Even though we haven't even had thanksgiving yet.)

YES!!!!!!!!!! (Or should I say: YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ?)

I concur!! Dinosaurs and facial expressions unite!

All the stars. You get them.

I had a guy tell me a long time ago (I was 18), that "hosebeast" refers to women who ejaculate when they orgasm. Wetly. Which mortified me, as I do that.

On it.

Fun! I have some derby friends. They love it. Sounds like a good vibe over there!

Teammates? What kind of team? Once upon a time, I was the president of a rugby club. If I was addressing the team, I would say "ladies," but in a one-on-one? Never lady. I'd probably call them by their last name, or a nickname.

I have a fancy/expensive dry shampoo leftover from my broken-dominant-arm days. I hated it! I think I'm doing it wrong. My hair texture was... not right. :-/

Textbook definition of "win"!

You can look to Colorado as your model. BILLIONS in revenue. And it's not just the buds. The edibles selection is deep. It can't quite reach "Big Weed" status YET, but only because you can't cross state lines. Some people who are medical marijuana users can't smoke (respiratory issues) or don't like to. Other…

Yeah, yeah- she's gorgeous. I find her so annoying, though. I liked her in one movie. ONE.

Story time!

I am not a real woman. I am a poltergeist haunting the interwebs. It's why I don't have an avatar.

*Taco Bell should never be consumed by anyone, anywhere, for any reason.