I laughed out loud when I read that, and people looked at me funny. 

Actually it started as a beer stand way back in 1949. The cocktail lounge was next, then followed by the gas station.

Won’t you be my neighbor?  (And bring your leaky Triumph too?)

leaky, half-disassembled Triumph Spitfire

I had an Alpha 2600 spider that had two horn activating devices one the wheel, one for making beep-beep noises when stationary in traffic in and one with big air horns for making BLAAARHHARRGH noises when whizzing along the Autostrada. The loud one was a chrome ring which also flashed all four lights. The beepy one…

Five alternative facts about the iconic VW Transporter

A family member has a TR250, I can definitely relate. My ‘79 RX-7 felt like a limo in comparison, even cruising at 4000 RPM.  The Triumph really does feel like riding in a tin can that’s falling apart as you go down the road, despite it being mostly restored.

How many kills did your Spit get during the Blitz?

The best car for your needs is the Mazda 6 Wagon. Unfortunately, they are not made for the US market, but don’t let deter you from the wagon of your dreams.  You’ll need to import one from Europe to Canada, then smuggle it across the border.  I’m not sure what it will take to register it in California.  You may have…

Etz chaim he...

These two cars went straight from the track to the set of the next Mad Max movie.

Leave a whole carlength between you and the car in front of you? You’re a bad person because you’re making the line longer and possibly blocking someone’s access to the turn lane.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the state’s evidence against my client is a load of bullshit.”

you magnificent bastard

A well-deserved COTD. A pun that actually took time to process, but helped make it good.

Well done, Sid! I read your comment in context, and it just went right by me.

Congratulations, Mr. Sid Bridge, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Cadillac which this lovely lady will deliver after leaning on its side.

You motherfucker.

With a schedule like that I’d be on the edge too.