Clearly he didn’t use SmartWater.

Years ago my roommate and I saw a local sporting goods store was going out of business and decided we just HAD to buy a new air hockey table because it was insanely cheap. Neither of us were sure if the table would fit in our cars so we both drove - him in his early 90's Cavalier convertible and me in my 1968 Olds…

Bought a set of headers for my 1968 Cutlass as my first mod when I got the car in 1995. Grabbed a hacksaw and cut off the exhaust system from the manifolds back. Turned my bumper jack into a makeshift breaker bar to pop the exhaust manifold bolts loose. It worked great for all of them until the last one snapped off in…

Any project car. If you need to spend six hours wrenching in the garage before you can leave, then mission accomplished on the escape part.

This boot lid will form a luggage platform, but only when required. If you don’t plan on requiring that luggage platform, the boot lid will gladly sit this one out.

Corolla: The Spirit of Adequate

That was cold.

Actually, this ad sums up the problem with modern politics perfectly. In this guys eyes, everyone must choose between a Yugo and a GTO when everyone just needs to daily a Camry.

Imagine how much faster it would be if there wasn’t an umbrella built into the doorjamb. 

I’m overcome by the Meh. This is the cool high school guidance counselor of cars.

Maybe David Mann stacked groceries like this in his Valiant and that’s why Duel happened.

I want to know exactly how many uncooked shrimp fit in the frunk’s cooler.

Dude was just getting prepared to make his sales quota of Ram trucks this week.

I hope the gas station doesn’t feel too bad. Plenty of gas stations go off prematurely like that. 

1968 4-4-2 clone. Hard to guess for a few reasons..
Fresh paint, could use some love in a few areas.
Maybe $15,000?
If you parted it out, maybe more?
Bottom line, I WILL NEVER SELL THIS CAR.

If cops want to be able to deploy spike strips, they better have police department credit cards at the ready to pay for new (exact match) tires plus an inconvenience fee right on the spot. It’s ridiculous that an innocent person would have to pay out of pocket for a set of tires because of a car chase tactic that’s…

Yep. You win, new car fans. New cars are safer.

Bloody-glove toting, slow-driving fugitives from justice drive Ford Broncos.

I know, right? I’m still salty that I couldn’t get a 1991 Buick Roadmaster as a convertible with a straight-8 engine and Rain Man in the front seat telling me he’s an excellent driver.