sidandfinancy
Sid and Financy
sidandfinancy

The answer is you, you can save it. Well, you and a certified Kia dealer and their ASE certified technician, all covered by your 5 year/60,000 mi basic, 10 year/100,000 mi powertrain warranty.

Which is interesting, especially as the Dove campaigns are praised for lauding “natural beauty” and all women.  

I sold these things, and I would tell people, “ok, so this button here, this button, you can only use it like 24 times and then it won’t work anymore, so, choose wisely” 

I used to work at a stable. You have to be pretty careful about which horses you put in a paddock together. The horses that pretty much get along fine with everyone? Geldings, AKA castrated males. There’s a lesson for politics in there somewhere.

Only thing less reliable than a Range Rover is the Kinja user experience. 

You know how in the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies, Jack’s compass doesn’t point north, but to what he wants most? The Jeep Compass is nothing like that.

Bright yellow paint, so your friends and acquaintances can be sure it is you when you are broken down by the side of the road. Crack pipe.

Nice Price. I can’t think of a more perfect color for a Range Rover destined to spend some quality time stranding it's owner on the side of the road.

Laugh all you want but remember, first they came for the big greenhouse, then the wagons, then the V8s and now the manuals.

20 years, David Tracy hides in a corner in the post-apocalyptic hell that is the United States of America. Armor-clad police march in columns down the street. Jim Spanfeller, having somehow failed his way into a role as Ivanka Trump’s Vice President, shouts over loudspeakers about beans. People writhe in agony on the

The concept of “expertise” in general, I think, gets to Trump, because it conflicts with his ego. Certainly, the things Trump himself is good* at are, of course, things that can only be accomplished by an expert, and “expert!!” is totally what Trump is. But other people, on any subject Trump hasn’t really thought about

Maybe if we take a slow process to removal they won’t notice? I don’t think they spend much time looking at the statues. Just over the course of a week replace parts of a racist statue with parts of a statue of like, Jimi Hendrix or Billy Dee Williams, under cover of darkness.

I guarantee that none of these asshats blubbering about statues have ever been into the inside a museum. I vote we replace all the Confederate statues with the works of Sara Lucas. 

Was there ever antthing more 80s than this?

Grand Wagoneer, but good luck for $10k.

I genuinely don’t think Trump thinks in metaphors or understands them. They are too imaginative and abstract. The red truck/blue truck gimmick was almost assuredly the idea of a staffer, who had to explain it slowly and repeatedly to the President before he signed off on the idea because mostly he liked the idea of

It’s 4k.

Is David still barred from recommending Jeeps? Because this would have been the perfect time to recommend a Cherokee.

Taurus SHO. It has everything but pop-up headlights.