The 5.7-liter Hemi V8 is not an option on any trim. Whether or not that will be the case with the standard Grand Cherokee remains to be seen. But it seems as if the only way to get V8 power in Jeep now is either to go batshit insane with the Wrangler Rubicon 392 or spend even bigger money and get the Grand Wagoneer.

Jail Rated

Lovato: Yo FroYo, No Lo-/No-, MoFo 

I, too, think the doors are dumb, but let’s face it -- the preferred solution of gullwings doesn’t work with the T-top.

You folks are hilarious.

It’s simply the sound a train makes:

The group was not officially named by law enforcement

Mom always said you lose 80% of body heat through your head, so, with that hat, this outfit is just practical.

I hope we all learned the lesson here.

Points taken!

I think this is maybe an overbroad definition of New Wave ( simply ‘80s-’90s “pop”), and so defined, being a New Wave kid is largely defined as not being into Hair Metal. No?

I would like to thank the Academy and MS Paint.

Well that’s . . . a take. He’s going to take money from the United States Treasury and send checks or electronic transfers to individuals. Just like they did with the $600 and the $1,200 in the CARES Act.

Sounds like this executive team has no filter.

Coney Barrett, pre-confirmation: “I couldn’t possibly tell you anything about my views, because a case implicating them could come before the court.”

“Oh, election simulation!” —Jeffrey Toobin

“I get 8 hours of sleep a day. And another 10 at night.” --Bill Hicks

President Trump [turning to hazmat-outfitted aide]: “Why isn’t there a Navy One?”

Obligatory: