As befits the future patron saint of the internet, this kids gonna cop a beatitude. 

Vanderbilt family?!  To those truly to the manor born, the Vanderbilts are parvenus.

Hinckley family values.

“In other words, Wyoming is a well-rounded working-class state. A new state of Washington would not be.”

There used to be a Starland Cafe in DC, owned by a member of the Starland Vocal Band, of “Afternoon Delight” fame/infamy (YouTube video of their hit at that City Paper link).

PICTURED: Charles E. Cheese attempting to secret assets from the bankruptcy court:

You seem to be confusing the findings of the FBI with the findings of the New York Post, which I wouldn’t recommend. 

I look forward to those who posit that this is just a very good way to fashion a garage pull sharing verifiable pictures predating this incident of the many, many noose-pulls in garages everywhere.

I was going to say that I don’t think Caruso-Cabrera would throw away $1mm simply on a big FU, but it’s probably also a down payment on her Fox News/Fox Business/speaker-circuit career, now that I think about it.

This is offensive, outrageous and disgusting. In the name of all that is good and holy in this world, something must be done about it!

All Cops Are Baristas

I am genuinely happy for Gaetz.  That he now has a designated driver.

Make no mistake, this article was intentional and pre meditated

Joe Biden probably won’t monomaniacally focus his entire presidency on hatching racist schemes for being unfathomably cruel to children and immigrants.

I just hope they don’t waffle on this decision.

Probably because she didn’t actually think she knew the owner?

I saw Mammoth Pole Bean open for Pantera. 

Rich guy: I can have my dad and sister on my payroll or support my wife’s mom and sister because none of that prevents me from doing anything I want to do.

Yes, because then Merrick Garland would have a real ally on the present Court!

I saw Murder Hornets open for The Stranglers at the Felt Forum.