At the risk of starting one of those debates, does anyone else actually consider this grey and black?!

Gone.  Dame’s gone.

I first read that as “open concept=nowhere to fuck” which come to think of it also applies.

Both tits, now calm both tits

If I survive this pandemic, I think I’ll still be parsing this sentence when it’s all over:

Players don’t go to LA teams to be champions—they go to swim in the Hollywood stardom pool. (Bringing a trophy home to LA only helps with the whole stardom thing, of course.)

Can you show us on the map where Massachusetts hurt you?

Here’s your ad, Bernie:

Stars: They’re, indeed, just like us!

I think the original Bombay is better than Sapphire, but I still applaud your good choice. 

The headboard needs to be removed as well. Not even replaced. Call me kinky, but I’m a fan of the mirrored background it is undoubtedly obscuring. Make the room look bigger, I say!

Beefeater is a fantastic martini gin, but it’s too subtle for even a gin & tonic, let alone a gimlet. Go with the Tanqueray.

I would imagine it’s more about status than money for Allen. He would savor the gravitas and recognition of (once again) being a NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR but wouldn’t deign to be a self-published (the horror!) author or (heaven forfend) a blogger.

I don’t care about your military status -- you are correct.

I am ... wait for it ... Schocked!

Bernie is obviously not inspiring people to go to the polls, as shown by his lackluster performance versus 2016 in states he won. In 2016, he got 86% of Vermont and this year barely 50%. Colorado 59% in 2016 and 36% this year. Minnesota 62% in 2016 vs 30%. Oklahoma 52% in 2016 vs 25%.

I’m frankly more concerned about the 62% who would buy that vile brew under some circumstances.

“Anything that’s natural can’t be bad for you,” she said, washing down her uranium/amateur-foraged-mushroom sandwich with a ricin-strychnine smoothie.

They both have to fight Nicolas Cage?

I’m sorry. You know I love you, but I have to take issue with something you wrote.