“Bottlecap and trade”

Recycling? I gave up on that when I saw the same truck picked up the trash and recycling bins at the same time.

They even largely hate each other.

I take issue with the proposition that "fun" is one of the two worst reasons to do anything?

Re “feuding with his own attorney general”:  That AG is the person of the opposing party who just defeated him in the gubernatorial election. I wouldn’t call that “his own attorney general” — like it was his hand-picked appointee.

Would you settle for 2/5ths of a chin?

As a Gawker refugee who decamped to Deadspin despite only a passing interest in sports, this content speaks to me. Thank you. 

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Good point(s)!

Anyone who ranks Floyd #1 either did way to many drugs in high school or is still doing way too many drugs.

Its not “Police,” it’s “The Police”!

I just wanted to add that Sambuca & Black Sambuca Really good! 

@SidAndFinancy

I usually just shoot for “look respectable enough not to get cut off too early at the open bar.”

I broke a nose speed record during my (second) sophomore year.

You can always count on Hammertoe for Mitchell for those threads. 

“Timing is everything.” —Rex Ryan

But one wife *bought* crackers, while the other made them from scratch.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

[doh!]