Moby Grape, “Can’t Be So Bad”

“That’s a thing our kids do on the regular basis, you know, they try to change jersey numbers and sometimes don’t let us know,” said Gregory.

Keep awful, outrageous ideas to yourself?

The school has retained an independent counsel to investigate allegations of unwanted hugging of students.

Very sad news for the Mariners. 

The Adverts, “Gary Gilmore’s Eyes”

Poor guy doesn’t have a leg to stant on.

My best guess is that we will stop hearing my take shortly before we stop hearing your response.

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

You really had me excited for this movement! Until I read about the . . . drummers.

I got them before I ordered!

I got them before I ordered!

Don’t be trite. The wall is only designed to thwart *expert* climbers. The snakes and dragons stop the novices.

I felt bad that maybe I *had* stolen from you, but upon further inspection of the grey comments, you made zero fart jokes, my friend. Zero.

“Silver does deserve credit for not firing Morey on the spot”

For the Nats’ sake, The Astros need to smack the Yanks down the next two games.

I can assure you from personal experience that deep down, your mom is decidedly not Tim McCarver.

Mariota is an inert passer.

We got there an hour and a half early and kept thinking that the gate will open and a crowd of 50,000 would pour in.

You know who just wanted to have some speed and have fun? Adolph Hitler, that’s who.

Welp, if anyone was wondering where the high-level political discourse that animated Splinter comments went, I've found your thread here.