Look, I don’t really care what airplane faeries do in the privacy of their own cockpit, but do they need to shove their lifestyle in my face?
Sid and Financy
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Why the fuck is HR calling me again?
Yup, as everyone here knows, I take myself really seriously, and I am truly worked up about this!
Planes fly due to the Bernoulli effect. And because I know this, I was able to nail the goddamn New Yorker and their legendary fact-checkers such that they had to print this correction!
Might I recommend . . .
That’s . . . not the Uncut Gems film I know and love.
I also remember waiting for your mom at “Action Park.” Which is what we called the stand of trees next to Exit 16E.
(thank you for breezing over my comment and deciding what was needed here was a gigantic cartoon)
Haven’t too many holes already been poked in the Sandusky saga?
Coming to CBS this fall: Hakim's Law. Sundays at 8, 7 Central.
h/t tips@deadspin.com
Synergy!
It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions. Simple miscommunication, really.
FLAGGED for obtuseness AND tardiness.
Literally me: “If you don’t want to give up your seat, by all means, don’t”
Not sure I follow—do the theaters near you pause for several minutes between the two?
Spin Doctors, baby.
The problem with previews—and the fact that there are more than ever—is that I want to enjoy my popcorn during the movie I came to see.
WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION TO FLAG A COMMENT FOR RANK STUPIDITY?