The medical personal on the scene had to take Francis off the pitch in a stretcher

That’s correct (but could also be changed at any time by Congress).

Can nobody here read? I said that if you want to keep your seat, keep your seat.

You might want to read my second paragraph again, concentrating on your comprehension a bit more. 

Just to be clear — you knew you were booking so late that all assigned seats appeared to be taken, but you booked anyway, and it’s the airline’s fault you weren’t seated together?

“Vazquez, born Felipe Rivero”

Could be worse.  Could have been bedbugs.

This is a case where we weren’t offered the chance to pick seats ahead of time - Delta allows you to pick seats but I think everything was taken and it said we’d be assigned at check-in.

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

Are you suggesting that . . . Carter was a progressive?

Let’s say DC and Puerto Rico are admitted as the 51st and 52nd states. Automatically, you’re adding four more Democratic senators and as many as 10 more members of the House.

Finally, relevant native advertising:

We are very conservative except for where the people are.

There is nothing more Joe Biden than devoting his life to becoming ready to be President—and from a precociously young age!—only to finally get the nomination when he is no longer reader to be President. 

they can’t be too indignant, since MSU only reached field goal range in the first place thanks to an ultra-soft pass interference penalty

Kampuchea difference between what he says and what he does?

Maybe Ben can pack a wife and finally take that holiday in Cambodia.

SeaWorld is also in California, asshole.

These combatants are also well versed in the classic flanking maneuver. By which I mean maneuvering around despite consuming 6 flank steaks per week.

Privacy concerns assuaged by guy who thinks your phone can't be tracked when it's off or in airplane mode.