I love how "I like to do my own research" has become such a convenient shorthand for me to instantly dismiss the person saying it as a complete fúcking moron.

It’s really terrible when people jump to disrespectul conclusions. Anyway, like I was saying, most western men are feminine and weak...

Grade-A Prime father material there! Can’t imagine why his ex-girlfriend opted for an abortion rather than a life tied to this winner. It’s a real mystery.

I am not sure what point you’re trying to make here but I recommend no longer trying to make it

They had largely overcome their old reputation, but then the whole easy to steal thing happened, and their reputation is probably shot again.

Hyundai and Kia.

“Aw geez, Rick, this cancel culture stuff sure is out of control these days, huh? It’s getting so you can’t even beat and imprison a woman anymore. Like you used to, you used to uh, you know you used to be able to hit on 13 year old girls on the internet and no one made a big deal about it. And these days? Everyone…

Is there no one left in entertainment that isn’t a ginormo-gantuan piece of shit?

This is the opportunity for the full-on perfect stunt casting of Christopher Lloyd and Michael J Fox as Rick and Morty.

I think it is time for “Birdperson & Jerry”.

All through my 20s I was below the poverty line. Every year I would walk into Planned Parenthood for my appointment terrified that this would be the year they would demand money, because I never had any and I wasn’t quite sure what the criteria were, and I was always in temp jobs that had no insurance. Every year,…

It’s damn near libelous to accuse Republicans of not caring if people die, when they go to such lengths to make it absolutely clear they’re rooting for it.

That countdown-to-the-18th-birthday shit is just so fucking gross, and it hasn’t gone anywhere. Millie Bobbie Brown and Billie Eilish both had to suffer it lately. I wish we could make some kind of unofficial online registry for guys who do shit like that, so they could never get laid by decent women again.

During my cousin’s first gyno exam in the 1970s, her doctor said, “You’ve been a very good girl, I see. I’ll make sure to tell your mom.”

I used to work in healthcare and once had a patient fake a seizure for attention. I was a brand new nurse at the time and ran for my preceptor. She strolled into the room, checked to see if the bed was wet and then walked away and told me to request a psych consult. People who fake seizures never remember that they…

“We could argue different ways about how to do it, but at the core, if you’re more likely to be meeting with the powerful than the powerless, you’re doing this job incorrectly,” Gallego’s voiceover said.

More people are maintaining their vehicles than falling for (often) predatory lease offers?

Biden has been fine. I mean, as far as Presidents go, he’s been fine. He hasn’t fucked anything up. I would always love to see more, but comparing him against The Former Guy, I’ll take Biden every time.

I guess it is the best way to get Hobbits to Isengard.

youre asking the wrong question. You should be wondering how long the US military has had walking trees and why we were kept from knowing.