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Until the inevitable re-reboot in 2030. Read more

Me: That sound, that beautiful sound! Read more

Some chonkin’ herb, there

I, too, found some serious chonk.

Yeah I don't know what you're on about. My tits make me incapable of understanding government. 

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

You know, the more I think about this, I can see it working. While the people in the “Cars” corner of the internet will complain about something like this, the general public doesn’t give a flying fuck about the brand value. They’ll see this and think “Oh hey, the Mustang. I know that name. They’re sporty and cool… Read more

Hot take- the name is fine, and I’m really looking forward to driving one. Joe Consumer doesn’t think anything less of a Mustang because of this, and no one is going to mistake the two. People in the know will just roll eyes and drop the Mustang and call it the Mach E.

I did not watch, please send me your username and password for Disney+(tm) so I can see the episode and perhaps agree with you.

Here is what this message is really saying: Read more

The catch is, this is the league’s way of finally putting his name to rest. Now the league can say we tried everything but the owners and GMs just dont think you’re ready. Read more

Then one day, they met a man, who came to them and said Read more

Spanfeller sounds like an intimacy aid used by two bears on their honeymoon.

Here’s some logo ideas for the new G/O news platform.

I loved Splinter / Deadspin because... Read more

Glares over at Comcast.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not… Read more

As long as Boomers act exaggeratedly offended when they hear it, OK Boomer will live on.