The problem with Cybertruck owners is that they don’t have any plausible deniability excuse.

The elmostans are calling his nazi salute “throwing his heart to the crowd”? Seriously? What a bunch of stupid fucking twats. If you have a CT, you get the hate you deserve.

Very nice. All the tires are the same pressure. Great work. 

See, this is why I never want to really go to the deep south (alabama, mississippi, arkansas) as a non white person... and I want to go for some of the great driving roads and hiking I hear about. Spending a week driving around the back roads and hiking the southern part of the Appalachian mountains

This country’s gun culture is fucking off-the-rails absurd. 

The amount of outright lying exposed by cops since the invention of the bodycam is truly startling. They know they are being recorded, and yet still lie constantly and commit crimes, to the point that basically anything before, say 2010 or thereabouts, we should assume all the cops lied all the time, about everything.…

It was a NAZI salute.  Quite fascist washing this NAZI.

Musk is an actual fucking nazi.  NOBODY should buy a tesla.  FUCK that POS.

Leaving cans of soda in a freezing car is also not great. 

Remember this: rich people are rich people first and whatever else they are is a distant second.

“Instead, Bezos says Musk is doing his work in space for the betterment of people, rather than himself:”

The “go back to South Africa” line is just *chef’s kiss*.

He’s a racist and should go back to where he came from.

He’s a Stonecutter you know...

This is going to be the way of the world from now on. We’re going to have to take into account an automakers data security when deciding which make of car we want to purchase.

I was witnessing to them... honest... trying to talk them out of the life of sin they lead and into the arms of Jesus. And yes, sometimes that takes all night.

I regret to inform you that the oldest Zoomers are well out of college now. The bags are an aesthetic choice, and we are so so old

They’re carrying their things in translucent bags, for God’s sake.

Eew.  Then I’d have to make a Hertz rental and own a Tesla.  That’s a dookie double dose.

Judging by how good these things seem to be handling their first winter, I’m not sure Canada is going to be too welcoming.