Pastor of Muppets

‘I don’t F-ing care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me.’

To do this right, every i has to be dotted, every t crossed, every last duck must be in a row. I don't want Garland to rush this. I do not want any chance this shitbag skates out under a technicality.

6/28/22

I hardly know this person, except I know that that she’s a bad person because I know her so well.

6/28/22

This will never happen, because this is America, and the rich don’t have laws.

6/28/22

I just assumed any female he hired/allowed to me near him was someone he thought he might be able to have sex with. So yeah, this tracks.

6/28/22

I hardly know who this person Read more

6/28/22

I’m hoping she just did irreparable damage the orange buffoon. Not only for 2024, but in the immediate future. There’s nothing I dream about more than a televised orange perp walk.

6/19/22

He is 79. We should minimize stroke risk.

6/19/22

but with clips, EVERY STROKE IS A POWER STROKE!

6/15/22

While I do fully condone calling out Boebert for being a hypocrite, but before this can really be taken seriously, the PAC in question should actually present some proof. At the moment it is fully leaning on just claiming that they are have seen the evidence, but it is questionable to publish such allegations without… Read more

6/15/22

Also, I think a slight majority of abortions are for people who are already parents?

6/15/22

You know who else liked to hang out with prostitutes? Jesus. Why do you hate Jesus?

6/14/22

“Only” $18-20K for a used car. Read what you wrote. That is more than I paid for my brand new Honda Fit 11 years ago.

6/14/22

Stop electing morons. Read more

6/14/22

Is that still true? I’m pretty sure some recently passed legislation should have been a joke bill, but is now law. Texas is trying to ban doing business from any banking/financial institution that is not actively investing in oil/gas and will somehow enforce that back requiring a complete disclosure of every… Read more

6/14/22

Could set a good precedent. Next up, free beer required by water fountains.

6/14/22

The purpose of these joke bills is to draw attention to themselves. Better off ignoring them, like one would do with a 3 year old having a tantrum.

6/10/22

It’s not that Black people need to buy guns. We’ve got plenty. We need to buy assault weapons. We’ve got plenty of handguns but folks won’t be scared until we start stockpiling weapons of war.

6/6/22

To get rid of the bacteria, you need a fuel-bacteria-eating fish, but then you have a fish eating your fuel, so you need something to fix that. Read more

6/6/22

Would that be so bad... Read more

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