sid-majumdar
Pastor of Muppets
sid-majumdar

He’s a Stonecutter you know...

This is going to be the way of the world from now on. We’re going to have to take into account an automakers data security when deciding which make of car we want to purchase.

I was witnessing to them... honest... trying to talk them out of the life of sin they lead and into the arms of Jesus. And yes, sometimes that takes all night.

I regret to inform you that the oldest Zoomers are well out of college now. The bags are an aesthetic choice, and we are so so old

They’re carrying their things in translucent bags, for God’s sake.

Eew.  Then I’d have to make a Hertz rental and own a Tesla.  That’s a dookie double dose.

Judging by how good these things seem to be handling their first winter, I’m not sure Canada is going to be too welcoming.

Counterpoint, a Gillig transit bus has no business going over 65mph EVER

Trump is a such a dumb cunt.

Physics says no.
Higher speed -> less time.
Higher speed -> more space needed to stop
Higher speed -> more blood

I’ll catch heat for this, no doubt, but I’d definitely be in favor of only allowing trucks that are legit commercial vehicles in city centers--like construction and the like--not Bob driving his Ford Super Duty 350 dually to his office job.

Honestly, I'm hoping he strokes out prior to inauguration day. He's not a healthy man after all. 

can you imagine ordering something in 2018 and being told it may be ready in 2027?

It seems unwise to wish death on a petty, vindictive shithead with a penchant for abusing the Justice department.

If not that, we could least look forward to hearing “... we’re looking at Air Force One as it prepares to ferry the former President’s body back to Mar-a-Lago one last time”.

How is that even sarcasm? I'd give them a standing fucking ovation. 

Boeing has no incentive to be shady. It’s a fat government contract for a custom plane and they’re being well paid for it. I expect it’s just as much of a pain in the ass to work on (given security concerns and the specifications) as they are claiming it is.

It’s too bad, you know? For all the lives Boeing’s recent crashed planes have claimed, they could have earned back a lot of good will if they’d just crashed *one more* plane.

I almost feel like Boeing is being a lil shady about this on purpose. I get that there is a lot they have to do in order to make this happen, but...can you imagine ordering something in 2018 and being told it may be ready in 2027?

That’s the wrong approach to this problem in this day and age. He should have taken out the dealership owner as he was leaving a dealer conference.